Do Guys Really Do This?

So the other day I was talking to this really strange guy, who I owe a lot too since he helped me with my psychology midterm... but he's hella weird. 

At the end of the night, he said he was going to go have sex with a bagel... but that he couldn't because he didn't have any butter. This was very awkward for me.

This made me wonder, do guys do this? Like I know that most people are like, umm Angela, obvi he was joking... but you don't know him like I do. Without sounding like we dated, or something, I have a lot of dirt on this guy, and umm, he would is the thing.

So ya. It was awkward and I didn't like it. And now I just can't look at bagels the same way.